Chapter 3: The Joy of Doing the Bare Minimum (Again) for 5 Hours Straight Without a Break
The thrill of doing the bare minimum is a sensation, my friends! It's like a fine wine, it only gets better with time, but also with less effort.
- Step 1: Wake up at 3 AM, because 5 hours is the sweet spot for maximum productivity, right after 4 hours of sleep.
- Step 2: Grab a coffee, not just any coffee, but a cold, black coffee. None of that fancy-schmancy cream or sugar for us.
- Step 3: Set up your workspace with the bare essentials. A chair, a desk, a keyboard, and a mouse. No fancy ergonomic stuff, we're keeping it simple.
- Step 4: Open your browser, and start scrolling. Not for research, not for entertainment, just for the joy of scrolling. You can scroll for hours, trust me, it's like meditation.
- Step 5: Take a 5-minute break every 5 hours. Not to stretch, not to eat, just to stare out the window, wondering what you're doing with your life.
And that's it! The secret to productivity, the key to happiness, the path to enlightenment. Or not. You might just get a headache, but hey, at least you tried, right?
Next chapter: The Art of Procrastination with Precision